conservaphobia: noun.
The fear of the American conservative political movement, often based on unfounded stereotypes and distortions.

You might be conservaphobic if:

• 1.You've never really listened to Rush Limbaugh because you're already sure that you disagree with practically everything he's ever said.
  
• 2.You refer to liberal Catholics, Protestants and Jews as "people of faith" but conservative Catholics, Protestants and Jews as the "religious right" or "radical religious right". (Maybe you have a thing for alliteration too.)
  
• 3.You think all white Republicans are racists and all black Republicans are sellouts.
  
• 4.You are a champion of first amendment rights except in public school classrooms and in front of abortion clinics.
  
• 5.You're glad you're not a Republican because after all, they want to starve school children and senior citizens.
  
• 6.You actually think that "liberal" and "progressive" are synonymous.
  
• 7.In your opinion, a government donation to the poor is somehow more effective than yours would be.
  
• 8.You only listen to and respect the views of "open-minded" people who think like you do.
  
• 9.You blame society's problems on "religious fanatics" and "corporate greed", never on the irresponsible behavior of individuals.

Thanks to the USATimes for this!

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